Was this post related to the fact that XKCD referenced Altoona-style pizza this week or is that just the biggest coincidence of my life?
thirdelevator
Altoona pizza is an immediate guilty to this judge.
Old_Barnacle7777
Did they even remove the plastic?
Prestigious-Alps-728
I’ve seen this coz it’s that areas thing but yeah no for me. I’ve only had good Altoona pizza in one place and it wasn’t this style it was white with tomatoes. Regular pie cut. Where’s this from?
BaconHouse64
I need an adult. A lawyer adult.
b-rar
The entire expanse between Pittsburgh and Philly is a fucking wasteland
HasSomeSelfEsteem
Yet another reason Altoona is often called the Dresden of central Pennsylvania
mystedragon
absolute monstrosity, free luigi
rocket_mcsloth
So confused out here in CO. Is that green chiles on sourdough with some cheddar? I would be happy with that.
Impossible-Number206
looks like the veins bulging under trumps ankle skin.
helloholder
Guilty and Guilty… that I would try it. Idk why, but i always have to try local favorites especially wild stuff like this.
dirtyrounder
Good lord man
chuckinalicious543
Bruh they puttin ketchup on cheese toast and calling it pizza 💀💀💀💀
AbsolutFisk00
That shit can stay right in Altoona
Astral-projekt
Hell yeah that’s a crime wtf is this monstrosity.
KingBMan18

No-Blueberry-1823
It’s a fucking tuna melt it’s not a pizza
WizardOfTheLawl
Did they forget to remove the plastic wrapping on that cheese?
Harrybahlzanya
Looks like something a 6 year old would make for lunch and expect their parents to eat it
ShopUCW
A slice of cheese belongs on a slice of apple pie not pizza pie!
AUSpartan37
Did they leave the plastic on the american cheese?
illintangy
I’d rather have a Totino’s Party Pizza tbqh
Resident_Course_3342
There should be some sort of police action to prevent this from happening. Like a UN intervention or something.
LxrdXO
What the fuck is that
SharkPicnic
That’s not even kraft singles. That’s straight up dollar store cheese. As plastic as it comes. Hell you could probably form it into your own Legos.
TheEschatonSucks
Crime. Every. Time.
Silentblues
Somebody leave their usb cord under the cheese?
Upset_Journalist_755
I’d eat it, but guilty.
Goosed_1867

EyeYamNegan
I am trying my best to be nice on this one but this is how I feel
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Was this post related to the fact that XKCD referenced Altoona-style pizza this week or is that just the biggest coincidence of my life?
Altoona pizza is an immediate guilty to this judge.
Did they even remove the plastic?
I’ve seen this coz it’s that areas thing but yeah no for me. I’ve only had good Altoona pizza in one place and it wasn’t this style it was white with tomatoes. Regular pie cut. Where’s this from?
I need an adult. A lawyer adult.
The entire expanse between Pittsburgh and Philly is a fucking wasteland
Yet another reason Altoona is often called the Dresden of central Pennsylvania
absolute monstrosity, free luigi
So confused out here in CO. Is that green chiles on sourdough with some cheddar? I would be happy with that.
looks like the veins bulging under trumps ankle skin.
Guilty and Guilty… that I would try it. Idk why, but i always have to try local favorites especially wild stuff like this.
Good lord man
Bruh they puttin ketchup on cheese toast and calling it pizza 💀💀💀💀
That shit can stay right in Altoona
Hell yeah that’s a crime wtf is this monstrosity.

It’s a fucking tuna melt it’s not a pizza
Did they forget to remove the plastic wrapping on that cheese?
Looks like something a 6 year old would make for lunch and expect their parents to eat it
A slice of cheese belongs on a slice of apple pie not pizza pie!
Did they leave the plastic on the american cheese?
I’d rather have a Totino’s Party Pizza tbqh
There should be some sort of police action to prevent this from happening. Like a UN intervention or something.
What the fuck is that
That’s not even kraft singles. That’s straight up dollar store cheese. As plastic as it comes. Hell you could probably form it into your own Legos.
Crime. Every. Time.
Somebody leave their usb cord under the cheese?
I’d eat it, but guilty.

I am trying my best to be nice on this one but this is how I feel
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